July 14, 2017

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, divi...

July 8, 2017

He who gives pleasure meets with it: kindness is the bond of friendship and the hook of love: he who sows not reaps not; of which truth Ciulla has given you the foretaste of example, and I will give you the dessert, if you will bear in mind what Cato says, "Speak littl...

June 12, 2017

  1. Which superhero has an assistant called Robin? Batman 

  2. What does water turn into when it freezes? Ice

  3. Which sport involves two small bats, a ball and a table? Table tennis 

  4. What country, beginning with the letter R, is the biggest country i...

May 30, 2017

It is a great truth that from the same wood are formed the statues of idols and the rafters of gallows, kings' thrones and cobblers' stalls; and another strange thing is that from the same rags are made the paper on which the wisdom of sages is recorded, and the crown...

May 19, 2017

Once upon a time the King of Green-Bank had three daughters, who were perfect jewels, with whom three sons of the King of Fair-Meadow were desperately in love. But these Princes having been changed into animals by the spell of a fairy, the King of Green-Bank disdained...

May 12, 2017

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.

The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the...

April 8, 2017

Great is the power of friendship, which makes us willingly bear toils and perils to serve a friend. We value our wealth as a trifle and life as a straw, when we can give them for a friend's sake. Fables teach us this and history is full of instances of it; and I will g...

March 27, 2017

According to the newspaper Daily Mirror, the average person spends 2 hours and 28 minutes a day stressing, often over issues such as parenting, jobs and finances. Whenever I start to think of stress as a contemporary challenge, though, my thoughts turn to the Paleolith...

March 14, 2017

An old woman shuffled into a little town in Texas , leading an old tired mule.  The old lady headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear her parched throat. She walked up to the saloon and tied her old mule to the hitch rail.

As she stood there, brushing some...

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